Nude Beaches Good For Florida's Economy

The Broward Legislative Delegation heard testimony on a range of issues Thursday: work force development, spaying and neutering pets, funding for Tri-Rail — and nude beaches. They're good for Florida's economy, said Richard Mason of the South Florida Free Beaches and the Florida Naturist Association, who asked Broward's state lawmakers to oppose any legislation that would force nude beaches to close.He said Haulover Beach in Miami-Dade County is an economic engine, drawing tourists from other states and countries to a place where they can enjoy a beach without the encumbrance of clothing. Twenty-seven percent of Haulover visitors come from outside Florida, Mason said. Mason termed Haulover "the most successful beach in the state of Florida."
He said it outdraws the Florida Marlins and Miami Dolphins combined — a comment that drew titters from the crowd. Mason also claimed enormous economic impact from Haulover, between $400 million and $800 million a year. Other people appearing got questions from the dozen legislators present; none asked anything about nude beaches.

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School Holds Pole Dance Class

GAWPING teenagers watched a busty brunette give a pole dance lesson during their school lunch break. A packed crowd of around 1,000 teenage students – aged 14 to 19 – saw the saucy display as part of a health drive. Students videoed the dances on their mobiles. A row has now erupted at South Devon College in Paignton after the demonstration prompted a wave of complaints from teachers. The demo – held in a public area of the school – was run by Sam Remmer of pole dancing company The Art of Dance. The 32-year-old said she was invited as part of the school’s Be Healthy Week. But returning to the college two days later for the second demonstration she was told to move inside the sports hall and away from the main public area as there had been “a number of complaints”.She was told staff had complained that after the first performance pupils were more interested in watching their mobile phone footage than they were in their afternoon classes. Mrs Remmer said: “I was told pupils were distracted from their afternoon lessons because they were swapping pictures and videos.” Mrs Remmer also said she had agreed to carry out the demo for free – providing she could post videos of the event on the internet for advertising. However when teachers saw the videos on YouTube they demanded Mrs Remmer took them down. She said: “The college are trying to distance themselves from the display as much as possible. I was contacted by the vice principal who argued that I should not be making the event public."I consented to removing the videos that had students in them as they had not signed any consent forms, but I refused to remove the videos filmed in the sports hall as they did not feature any students or references to the college." Mrs Remmer said unless people are educated in the differences between modern fitness pole dancing and lap dancing then “negative stereotypes will not go away”. She said pole dancing is appropriate for young teenagers at school as it is a mix of dance moves and gymnastics and is excellent for fitness. The college has refused to comment on the issue. But vice principal Pat Denham did say there was a “pole fitness demonstration but no pole dancing” and the college had received no “official” complaints. The college has contacted Mrs Remmer and demanded she remove all videos relating to the display from the internet.

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Stripper Steals Co-Worker's Wardrobe

Tampa Police say a Mons Venus dancer was arrested after stealing another dancer's purse, containing various wardrobe items.Tara Woodruff was arrested at the adult establishment around midnight. Woodruff is currently in jail on $2,000 bond.

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World’s First 3D Sex Film To Be Made

A Hong Kong filmmaker aims to lure audiences back to the cinema with what he says is the world’s first 3D erotic film. Stephen Shiu Jnr, chairman of One Dollar Production, said he would use special effects to make the love scenes in his $4 million ‘3D Sex and Zen’ as realistic as possible.“The 3D erotica will probably be the world’s first,” he said. “Just imagine that you’ll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed.” The film is based loosely on the 17th century Chinese erotic classic ‘The Carnal Prayer Mat,’ a tale about how overindulgence in pleasure can lead to tragedy. Shiu said that about 25 to 30 percent of the movie would be love scenes, including many close-ups.He said the actresses would appear to be only a few centimentres (inches) from the viewers, who would have to wear special glasses to enjoy the 3D effects. The producer said he was planning to use adult video actresses from Japan and Taiwan. But he admitted having difficulties in finding the male lead.

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Teen Drinking Pregnancy Link

A rise in pregnancies may be due to teenage binge drinking, children's secretary Ed Balls said on Sunday. Responding to the latest figures – from 2007 – which showed a rise after years of decline, Mr Balls said: 'We know that there is a clear link between drinking and having unsafe sex and we also know that the number of unwanted pregnancies has gone up recently." "Young people themselves tell us they go further sexually than they planned when they are drunk.'

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